Tuesday, 24 April 2012

Worst Rap song: Lil B - "Wonton Soup"



Here is my entry to the competition, JR.

I thought this was a joke track (a la Reh Dogg, not intentional and awesome like Yung Humma) but I see online that people actually rate this guy. He did a 45 minute unscripted talk at a prestigious University (I forget which one).

I can only surmise from the lyrics to the track that Lil B has never had sex before.. seriously on some inadvertant 40 yr old virgin bags of sand shit, here. The best lyric, though, is "bitches wanna fuck me cos I look like JK Rowling". This is astounding when you think through the logic in his idiocy. Firstly, he doesn't know JK Rowling is a chick. Then secondly, he has assumed that JK Rowling must be a grown man that looks like the Harry Potter character he created (Lil B wears black Hary Potter glasses). Thirdly, saying he looks like (his ficticious invented) JK Rowling because of said glasses is as absurd as Ghost saying he raps with a British accent.

That said, I have listenend to this song so many times now (it's a bit of a cheat as I didn't find it this week, but I thought it ties in nicely with your challenge).

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